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50 Ways To Leave Your TV

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Originally uploaded by Jiya101
 

 Kelsey B has very kindly agreed to let me
post his excellent song, sung to the tune of
“50 Ways to Leave Your Lover” by Paul Simon.

 

50 Ways To Leave Your TV

The problem is all inside your head
She said to me
The answer is easy if you
Take it logically
I’d like to help you in your struggle
To be free
There must be fifty ways
To leave your TV
She said it’s really not my habit
To intrude
Furthermore, I hope you’ll learn
There’s nothing worthy on the tube
But I’ll repeat myself
At the risk of being crude
There must be fifty ways
To leave your TV
Fifty ways to leave your TV

CHORUS:
You just hop on your bike, Mike
Pull out the plug, Bub
Time to get ready Betty
To do something else
Go to the park, Mark
You don’t need to discuss much
Just turn off the switch, Mitch
And get yourself free

 

She said it grieves me so
To see you in such pain
I wish there was something I could do
To make you use your brain
I said I appreciate that
And would you please explain
About the fifty ways
She said why don’t we both
Just sleep on it tonight
And I believe in the morning
You’ll begin to see the light
And then she kissed me
And I realized she probably was right
There must be fifty ways
To leave your TV
Fifty ways to leave your TV
CHORUS

Here’s a link to an actual song something put together regarding 50 ways to leave your TV provider.

http://davisfreeberg.com/2008/06/24/50-ways-to-leave-your-tv-provider/

It doesn’t quite advocate pulling the plug but it is a step in the right direction.

Kelsey B

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